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Crossword	Date	Comment
Fish	1 November 2020, 1:30	Sardine-ish.
Crab	31 October 2020, 5:22	I am not a seal.
Crab	31 October 2020, 5:21	If you disagree, John_Robertshaw, I'll back you up.
Crab	31 October 2020, 3:28	Intimidating.
Pinguin	30 October 2020, 22:15	... everyone here thought it was going to be a pink one, but no, it's black and white.
Tree leaf	30 October 2020, 22:10	...reminds me of Dave Keon
Toucan	30 October 2020, 22:07	One can't, two can. One bottle, two cans. From Paris to Cannes.
Bodybuilder	30 October 2020, 22:02	... ?
Bodybuilder	30 October 2020, 21:58	It's Dr. Frankenstein
Friendship	30 October 2020, 21:55	... friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship. When other friendships are degraded, ours will still be pixelated. (apologies to Cole Porter)
Baby	30 October 2020, 9:51	Well, yes, I have to admit it is.
Pegasus	29 October 2020, 23:39	Or worse. I shudder to think.
Raccoon	29 October 2020, 10:57	There's an echo in here.
Wild Dances	29 October 2020, 5:26	And Varvara, if you read this; what piece of music did you have in mind? I want to hear it.
Wild Dances	29 October 2020, 5:26	Who was complaining about butterflies? He has to see this.
Car	28 October 2020, 8:10	And with self-completing nonograms, we'll just sit and watch.
Iris	28 October 2020, 6:59	I would guess that that's a cyrillic letter -- it's a vowel, closest to "i", I think. Someone more knowledgeable might give a better answer.
Flamingo	28 October 2020, 6:18	They bend the same as ours. They have very long feet, and the bend that you refer to is the heel. They do have knees, but they're not so visible.
Snail	28 October 2020, 6:11	Just wait 'til you see the 115th!
Horse	28 October 2020, 4:36	Absolutely, m-s-a-t.
Baby	28 October 2020, 1:07	I'm not coming back to this page. I'm sure the comments to come could give me diabetes.
Mason	28 October 2020, 1:06	Revealing the secret handshake!
Earth	28 October 2020, 1:03	I've been there.
Butterfly	27 October 2020, 8:40	A very welcome, not even close to symmetrical, butterfly image.
Shark	26 October 2020, 11:02	A vegetarian one, from the look of those molars.
Cat	26 October 2020, 10:47	A comment on the state of the world, I think. Parallels with the ghoulish politicians in power and the destruction of our natural environment. That's what I choose to believe.
Horse	26 October 2020, 10:04	The horseshoe was surprisingly hard, but challenging because the sock wasn't its size. You're welcome.
Elephant	26 October 2020, 3:15	I know, absurdism isn't your thing. It works for me. But you did ask for elephant jokes, and that's what most of them are.
Elephant	25 October 2020, 7:33	Ok: how do you get four elephants in a Volkswagen? (This is an old joke, from when "Volkswagen" was immediately understood to mean "Beetle". If you're too young to know what a Beetle is, you'll have to look it up.)
Vacuum cleaner	25 October 2020, 6:59	Not at all like workout equipment. I hate to have to tell you, but you're slow on this one too. Read it again.
Pissing boy	17 October 2020, 2:49	One day, that hat is going to fall off. Let's hope it's not now.
Mouse	16 October 2020, 9:15	I think I see it clearly enough, but I can't tell what he's doing. Drinking from a jug? Firing an anti-aircraft gun?
Sport dance	15 October 2020, 23:37	No, it's obvious. I don't know why I couldn't see that. But I still see the sledgehammer, too.
Kebab	15 October 2020, 23:35	Eccentric ...
Deer	15 October 2020, 7:44	Well, open your column 3 row 5 next time.
Deer	15 October 2020, 7:42	Oh, no, no. It goes against everything I believe in to explain a joke, but ... you got the elephant joke, this one is exactly the same. Say it out loud.
Deer	15 October 2020, 7:41	My joke depended on it having no eyes. Don't be so literal.
Deer	15 October 2020, 3:00	It doesn't seem to have any eyes. What would you call such an animal? No idea.
Elephant	15 October 2020, 2:59	Its head looks too big for its body. Maybe it's a hybrid, a cross with some other species like a rhinoceros. What would you call such an animal? Hell if I know.
Paw	15 October 2020, 2:35	That's a step-paw, but also a biological paw. And you should see the maw.
Elephant	14 October 2020, 20:42	It's not a ring, but it's not a spoiler either. I think it's a blanket, maybe part of the saddle-like structure that a rider sits on.
Iron	14 October 2020, 10:20	I took one of these with me on holidays. It shifted in my suitcase and put creases in my shirts. Is that irony? or wrinkly?
Vacuum cleaner	14 October 2020, 10:05	I used to have one of those, but I got rid of it ... it was just collecting dust.
Elephant	14 October 2020, 9:46	When I was little, I had a nightmare about my mother leaving us, and riding away on a huge grey beast. My dad didn't believe in dreams, and when I told him about it, he said it was irrelevant.
Steel Jeeg	14 October 2020, 9:11	I don't think we've met.
Tortoise	12 October 2020, 21:26	I was sure it was a scan of my brain this morning.
Tyrannosaurus	12 October 2020, 21:03	... in the blinding flash of a meteorite strike?
Secretary bird	10 October 2020, 9:46	Very difficult, from start to finish.
Candle in the Dark	9 October 2020, 10:05	Mole?
Stag beetle	9 October 2020, 4:33	No I haven't. I think it's a ridiculous idea; and as you should already know, that doesn't stop me from suggesting it.