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Japanese crossword «Elephant»



Size: 20x20Picture:6/10Difficulty:4/10Added:24.10.20Author: seans



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The-Nono-Gram (25 October 2020, 0:09) complain
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I wanna hear everyone's favorite elephant joke.
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John_Robertshaw (25 October 2020, 0:57) complain
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If I must...

What’s red and white on the outside and grey and white on the inside?

Campbell’s Cream of Elephant soup.
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The-Nono-Gram (25 October 2020, 1:50) complain
I can't say I have ever heard that one.
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Onono (25 October 2020, 7:33) complain
Ok: how do you get four elephants in a Volkswagen?
(This is an old joke, from when "Volkswagen" was immediately understood to mean "Beetle". If you're too young to know what a Beetle is, you'll have to look it up.)
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The-Nono-Gram (25 October 2020, 20:17) complain
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Two in the front and two in the back, but I have to admit this one never has made any sense to me.
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Onono (26 October 2020, 3:15) complain
I know, absurdism isn't your thing. It works for me. But you did ask for elephant jokes, and that's what most of them are.
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The-Nono-Gram (26 October 2020, 3:19) complain
Well, there is that. :-)
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brumeux77 (19 June 2021, 16:54) complain
Why do elephants wear tennies?



Because ninies are too small and elevenies are too big.
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brumeux77 (19 June 2021, 16:56) complain
What's the difference between and elephant and a grape?

Grapes are purple.

[throw in a few more random elephant jokes to distract your listeners.]

What did Tarzan say to Jane when the elephants were charging?

"Here come the grapes!!" (Tarzan was colorblind.)
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The-Nono-Gram (19 June 2021, 23:05) complain
I like that.
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torwul (25 October 2020, 8:56) complain
How can you see that an elephant was in your fridge?
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The-Nono-Gram (25 October 2020, 20:14) complain
Footprints in the jello?
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torwul (25 October 2020, 23:30) complain
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Right! They are so rude, stepping through our food.
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msat (25 October 2020, 10:13) complain
You guys, pack ye dermatory up. Yes, I've a reward for you. Time to go to Tuskany!
(Hah! I got three puns in there.)
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msat (25 October 2020, 10:13) complain
p.s. This is a lovely puzzle. :)
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The-Nono-Gram (25 October 2020, 20:13) complain
Indeed you did. GREAT job!
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jlglander (25 October 2020, 20:50) complain
How do you know when an elephant is going to charge?

He pulls out his credit card.
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Eighmy (27 October 2020, 15:58) complain
I like that one!
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halemates (28 October 2020, 3:59) complain
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
That's cute, but can you breathe through it?
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Max_McRally (28 October 2020, 18:46) complain
216th puzzle with same subject >yawn<
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MMR (29 October 2020, 9:39) complain
Nice little puzzle. Thank you.
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bbp4nono (4 November 2020, 1:17) complain
Why were the elephants banned from the pool?
Their trunks kept falling down.
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3strikesurout (18 November 2020, 5:23) complain
One of the better images I've seen on this topic.
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magis (29 October 2021, 13:45) complain
another nice pachyderm! <3
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Celandine (4 February 2023, 5:41) complain
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? See, it works!
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