Japanese crossword «The King is not Amused»

I had dinner with a chess master
IT TOOK HIM FOUR HOURS TO PASS THE FRICKING SALT

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'.
So we stopped playing chess.

an odd and interesting image--I enjoyed doing it and liked the result--it looked to me, when I first finished it, like an angry person raising their fist with a smiley face stuck seemingly randomly under their knees. This makes the title very funny. Only after reading other's comments did I see the image you meant to put there--Aren't nonos great rorschachts? LOL!!!